WAITING IN VAIN

how to you wait in a fashionable manner... try this!

1. start by counting how many cabs that have passed infront of you. very basic.

2. dont get dismayed, when you ran out of cabs to count, try counting the persons who passed by you.

3. be innovative. you can also try looking through a magnifying glass while you count the people passing. by that, you dont get to miss a single passer by.

4. go hi-tech. you can try to open the camera of your mobile phone and try counting them there.

5. try being artistic.. you count while you paint 'em... easy huh?

6. you can also go viciously irrational, try counting the passers by through every bottle of

budweiser you drink.

7. you can also go with the universal law of gluttony, take a glass full of yogurt with every

person you see.

8. 0r? you can be saintly. you pray with every person you see that will pass by you.


.... and after your right senses will redeem you? try consulting a psychiatrist, ok?? jejeje